I'm a software engineer with more years and stomach under my belt than I would like. I have an odd sense of humour and a predilection for junk food, whiskey and beer. My first job was in 68K on God's computer, the Commodore Amiga. Since then I've worked here, there and everywhere being paid to play with all kinds of fun things and once even nibbled around the edges of being an Apache committer. Most time now is spent with Java, and I put a heavy emphasis on quality. When I grow up, I want to be just like Oscar Mike.